Since the media seems baffled at why people love Joe Biden, I thought I would help them out and explain it… Trump’s March 6th: 1. Wears tacky campaign garb during pandemic tour (what a branding opportunity!). 2. Goes out of his way to insult and cast paranoia on competent Gov. of state with highest cases,…
Author: Alabama Liberal
The Supreme Court had to save an innocent man because Kay Ivey would not
Once again, Alabama is in the national news. And just like the wild senate race between disgraced pedophile Roy Moore and unemployed ex-Trump bootlicker Jeff Sessions, it was not for something positive. Civil Rights activists had been begging Alabama’s notoriously hard-hearted Governor and closet day-time drunk Kay Ivey to stop the execution of Nathaniel Woods….
Who Will Each Candidate Choose as Their VP? And Who They Should Choose
The Also-Rans…For this group, it doesn’t really matter who I think they’ll pick because they have no chance of being the nominee. That being said, I still put some time into thinking about it. Tulsi Gabbard…Who She Would Pick: Probably Bernie Sanders or someone even older and far more irrelevant like Mike Gravel. Who She…
Bernie 2020 Commercial…Let’s Get Berned Again
After speaking with a typical Bernie Bros, Sanders tries his best to muster enthusiasm for his latest announcement…
Buttigieg 2020 Commercial…Acne Free and Ready to Lead
Golly jeepers America, Mayor Pete is ready to dazzle you with folksy charm…
“Money” Bloomberg 2020 Has a Message
Moneybags Bloomberg is here to offer YangGangers the same cash bribe just to vote for him…
Joe Biden 2020
“Aviator” Joe is here to make the case for himself…sort-of…
Tom Steyer’s Newest Vanity Project–I mean, “Commercial”
Tom Steyer wants you to vote for him…or else…
Live-Blogging Yet Another Democratic Debate
5:00 p.m. …Here we are America, another fucking debate. I know you are all staying home Friday night just to watch a New Hampshire debate in February. 5:05 p.m. …First question to Joe Biden about why he’s more electable than Bernie Sanders or Pete Buttigieg. I do believe he is, but Biden has to downplay…
RANKING Who Will Win the Oscars, and Who SHOULD Win
Who Will Win Best Actor… 5. Jonathan Pryce, “The Two Popes”…I’m sure he’s just thrilled to be nominated, and he should be considering this should’ve gone to Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, or Christian Bale 4. Antonio Banderas, “Pain and Glory”…This film has a lot of people who absolutely love it, but I’m not sure a…
Iowa Clusterfuck
“Iowa, you have shocked the nation.”–Pete Buttigieg Truer words were never spoken, although not for the reasons Buttigieg may have meant. Iowa once again unleashed an 18-layer clusterfuck cake in the results for their caucasian-caucus (CNN correspondents showed various caucus sites around the state, and I almost got snow-blindness from all the bland, pasty crowds)….
When Will George RR Martin Finish all “Game of Thrones” Books?
AL attempts to answer the biggest question in books: when will George RR Martin finish BOTH of the remaining “Game of Thrones” books? And he has a pretty troubling answer…
How is it Rigged Against Bernie when He Gets Special Treatment?
AL attempts to offer up the Big Question: how can Sanders’s fans say it’s rigged against Bernie when he’s getting unprecedented treatment while not being a Democrat? …And has there ever before been a case where someone refused to pay dues to an organization while demanding to lead it?