Two stunts, but only one of them was intentionally fake…
“Eaten Alive”…Everyone else has already ripped this special to shreds…and they were right. It was two hours long with about ten minutes of real action. The first hour was total padding, and it was only at the very end of the second hour that we actually saw the lead douche put that stupid suit on and let the anaconda roll him around the ground like a child playing with an action figure. It never even came close to eating him, let alone shitting him out. Grade: D
“Naked and Afraid: Celebrity Edition”…This wasn’t real, but it sure felt more “real” than Eaten Alive. Seth Rogen and James Franco went out into the wilderness of Staten Island to see if they could survive for 21 days and even though we know it’s a scripted joke, at least it was intentionally hilarious. Best part: it was only 15 minutes long. Grade: B