Rick Perry declared his candidacy for President…of the confederacy. Shouldn’t the president of the United States believe in the word “United?”
“Instead of running for President, Tim Pawlenty should burn 2 million dollars and let 100 people punch him in the face. That would save him some time.”–Myself a few months back. Look’s like he finally agreed a million wasted dollars in Iowa later. Now what excuse Gingrich, Huntsman, Cain, and Santorum have for staying in remains a mystery.
Mitt Romney said corporations are people, and he would know. After all, he was built by one.
“Ron Paul 2012!!!!!!!!!” Oh sorry, I just didn’t want my website to be the only one that didn’t have that on it somewhere.
Asshole of the Week: Rick Santorum. He rationalized his 4th place finish in the Iowa straw poll as good news. Although how you make finishing behind a guy (Pawlenty) who placed so poorly he dropped out of the race good news I’m not sure. Santorum said he really came in second because Ron Paul isn’t a real candidate and Pawlenty dropped out, so he’s winning by process of elimination. Damn, what a campaign slogan: “Vote Santorum. I’m the only one left.” Seriously, how many polls does he have to finish dead last in before he takes “Hell no, not you!” for an answer.