I want to see Ron Paul’s birth certificate. I’m pretty sure he killed my great, great grandfather at the Battle of Gettysburg.
For a party of homophobes, Republicans sure are gay for Ronald Reagan. They quote him constantly and try to predict what he would or wouldn’t like he’s some messianic figure worth slavish devotion. “Ronald Reagan wouldn’t want us to give up in Afghanistan.” “Ronald Reagan wouldn’t want us to give up on the Bush tax cuts.” Ronald Reagan is dead, like a lot of elderly people will be if you completely eliminate medicare, medicaid, and social security.
Speaking of medicaid, stop acting like it’s a scandal that “Obamacare” has a provision that allows a few million middle class people to get medicaid, paying virtually nothing for healthcare. That people think this is a problem IS the problem. We should all be getting virtually free healthcare. The business of sick people shouldn’t be a business at all.
Rick Perry seems close to running for president. It’s still unclear if he’ll run as a Republican or a confederate.
Asshole of the Week: John Huntsman. When Republicans say they want more variety in the GOP field, they don’t mean a less well known version of Mitt Romney. Huntsman should take 15 million dollars, set it on fire, and while it burns let 100 people punch him in the face. Thus saving himself the time of running for president.