It’s weird that so many look forward to The Rapture they miss the very real man made armageddon of Climate Crisis, currently shredding through the red states in the form of tornadoes.
This weekend will officially make me 25, the same age as Lady Gaga (who could pass for an easy 40, when I saw she turned 25 I thought they left off a digit). Which begs the question: Is she really helping the cause of gay marriage? The whole point is to try to normalize people’s attitudes towards homosexuality, and here comes this circus freak to rewind the clock. We know people like her are for it, gay marriages needs Toby Keith or Trace Adkins to come out in support of it.
Kim Kardashian got engaged…to Kim Kardashian. I guess technically there’s some interchangeable athlete on the other end of that ring, but when they call US Weekly to schedule a photo shoot seconds after the proposal you’ll forgive me for being skeptical about their long term odds. Kim Kardashian is a sex robot created to sell products (I can’t wait for Kim Kardashian’s Condoms) and live life for cable TV cameras desperate for programming.
First Trump dropped out of the race for Celebrity Apprentice, then Huckabee chose to be a talk show host over President, and Palin might not give up her media empire to run. It must be tough for GOP to lose all their candidates to TV. For a party that hates the media, they sure can’t seem to stay out of it.
Asshole of the Week: Gingrich? Ted Nugent? Nope, it’s me. In a brazen show of vanity I will be tomorrow’s interview guest. Answering questions from those I’ve interviewed before in a meta-mess, I mean, triumph.