This week McDonald’s announced they’re trying to go after the Starbucks crowd by installing new flat screen TVs and toning down the drunkenly bright color scheme in select McDonalds. If I were McDonald’s I would just sit back and count my billions and let Starbucks have the douchebags that pay 3 dollars more for a cup of coffee in exchange for lingering there ALL DAY pretending to write a novel and going on bad match.com. If McDonalds wants more business, they should make hamburgers that don’t taste like old tire treads.
Everytime I see someone whose career is over burning up Twitter (as Alicia Silverstone did Monday) I know they’ve either just had a baby or died. So congratulations Alicia on that baby…you’ve cheated the grim reaper one last time.
Only in New York could a mass chain restaurant like Ruby Tuesdays act like you’re not good enough to eat there (I finished a salad bar before anyone came to my table…in fact, no one came or spoke to me). If I wanted to be ignored, I’d send an email to a Republican legislator.
Congratulations to Obama for killing Bin Laden or as Republicans call it “Further proof this Muslim born socialist is bad for America.”
Asshole of the Week: Returning champ Donald Trump. People ask me if this guy could really be the GOP nominee for President, and I say “Well, he’s delusional, poorly informed, a reflexive liar, and hates poor people so I think he’s got a good shot.”
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