Bobby Jindal endorsed Rick Perry for the Presidency. I would pay a hundred bucks to watch these two as mismatched partners in a buddy cop movie.
Congratulations to Miss Angola on becoming the new Miss Universe. It’s been so long since someone that’s not Asian, European, or Latin won the pageant, they probably think it’s fixed.
Supposedly, the CW is making a Sex & the City prequel on all the women in their early twenties when they first came to Manhattan. Well, I for one am so glad we get to see a MORE immature version of these characters who still acted like high school girls while on the razor’s edge of 50.
Runner-Up Asshole of the Week: Tennis commentators. This is a bloodless, boring, and vaguely racist bunch that never cease to find new ways to shit on the Williams sisters. I guess because they don’t fit the typical “poise” of the ice queen European women that otherwise monopolize the sport. Serena is passionate, gets mad, and wants to win…in other sports they call that a good thing.
Asshole of the Week: Whoever is organizing these 400 Republican debates. There’s one every five days. I mean, how many times do we really need to hear “I would repeal Obamacare!” or Rick Perry completely dodge a question by mentioning jobs. The only way I would get interested in one of these things is to have Perry go full-bore crazy instead of well composed crazy and him take the stage wearing a coonskin cap while ranting about the Alamo.