Despite Trump’s idolation, Jackson (an actual boot-strapping populist that actually did have an inauguration crowd to remember) and the anti-trust, pro-conservation Roosevelt would HATE him.
What is Trump’s Real Interest in the Kennedy Assassination?
AL puts on his tinfoil hat and tries to figure out why Trump–a narcissist interested only in himself–is interested in the Kennedy Assassination: perhaps to figure out how they’ll get at him?
Bubba Takes on Will and Grace
In a homophobic panic about “Will and Grace”‘s return, Bubba wants to find out how he can keep gay men from hitting on him–but he’s assured by an actual gay man that he has nothing to worry about…
Trump Considered Roy Moore a Rival
Why Trump didn’t REALLY want Roy Moore either–albeit for very different reasons. Did Trump recognize his own narcissism, meglomania, and refusal to take orders in a much more ideologically-credible politician?
The RETURN of 300 at 30–Episode 27: The Power of Negative Thinking
The return of 300 at 30 explores Alabama Liberal’s pre-diabetic diagnosis and the power of negative thinking to combat apocalyptic eating, diet procrastination, and making bad choices in the short term…
Alabama Will Surpass Detroit as America’s New Car Kingdom
Sorry Rustbelt, but the Southeast is the new car kingdom. You had a good run, but it turns out people don’t like depressing-ass places with 10 feet of snow, bitter winds, and even more bitter people. Just a few days ago, I made a YouTube video about why the Buffalo Bills should leave the roughneck…
Unpopular Vote: No More “Outsider” Presidents
At a time when every celebrity thinks they can be President (The Rock, Oprah, Roseanne, Mark Cuban) AL wonders why voters are drawn to the presidential candidate with the least experience, AND why lack of experience is nowhere near a selling point with corporate America. Plus, why private business’s “skills gap” is largely an illusion…
Did Russia Kill Andrew Breitbart?
Alabama Liberal puts on his tin foil to explore conspiracy theories and invites you to share yours in the comments section! Chief among his wildest theories is that Andrew Breitbart might’ve been murdered to pave the way for the Alt-Right…
The Buffalo Bills Should Move to Birmingham
AL explains why the Buffalo Bills should move to Birmingham, Alabama, the biggest city in the football-capital that could actually make money for them and sell-out stadiums…
How Will Sexual Misconduct Allegations Affect Awards Season?
Alabama Liberal wonders if this year’s Best Actor winner will have to give back the award on-stage… [Update after the Golden Globes: Best Actor Winner James Franco has actually been accused of sexual misconduct IMMEDIATELY after winning. As always, Alabama Liberal calls it but nobody gives a damn because nobody’s watching.]
Why The World Needs America
Alabama Liberal explains why the World Needs America at a crucial moment when fascism is on the rise
Bubba Explains why Amazon Should Pick Bumblefuck for Their Second Headquarters
Bubba makes the case that Amazon’s HQ2 should pick Bumblefuck as their “city” (yes, the quote marks are necessary). As we have everything they’re looking for: a ton of empty buildings, plantation economics that favor the rich, and a desperate population that will let Jeff Bezos murder them at whim.
Why Steve Bannon and Trump Were Never REALLY Allies…
The falling out between Steve Bannon and Trump came as no surprise to Alabama Liberal, who made this video several weeks before their feud went public…