After speaking with a typical Bernie Bros, Sanders tries his best to muster enthusiasm for his latest announcement…
Buttigieg 2020 Commercial…Acne Free and Ready to Lead
Golly jeepers America, Mayor Pete is ready to dazzle you with folksy charm…
“Money” Bloomberg 2020 Has a Message
Moneybags Bloomberg is here to offer YangGangers the same cash bribe just to vote for him…
Joe Biden 2020
“Aviator” Joe is here to make the case for himself…sort-of…
Tom Steyer’s Newest Vanity Project–I mean, “Commercial”
Tom Steyer wants you to vote for him…or else…
Episode 56–Doomberg, WarRuin, Klobutcher, Russki Goobard, and Sunkers are Ready…to Lose
After examining America’s need to have a “best” in everything from football to movies to dating (“The Bachelor”), AL sees strange parallels between the upset for Best Picture and the Democratic nomination. And then spends real time trying to separate the spoilers from the contenders in a last-ditch hope of keeping Trump from getting reelected…
Live-Blogging Yet Another Democratic Debate
5:00 p.m. …Here we are America, another fucking debate. I know you are all staying home Friday night just to watch a New Hampshire debate in February. 5:05 p.m. …First question to Joe Biden about why he’s more electable than Bernie Sanders or Pete Buttigieg. I do believe he is, but Biden has to downplay…
RANKING Who Will Win the Oscars, and Who SHOULD Win
Who Will Win Best Actor… 5. Jonathan Pryce, “The Two Popes”…I’m sure he’s just thrilled to be nominated, and he should be considering this should’ve gone to Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, or Christian Bale 4. Antonio Banderas, “Pain and Glory”…This film has a lot of people who absolutely love it, but I’m not sure a…
Episode 55–Who Benefits from Iowa Clusterfuck: Trump, Russia, or Bloomberg?
After a look at the State of the Union (which was like “a fascist Wheel of Fortune”), AL discusses who benefits the most from the Iowa Clusterfuck.
Iowa Clusterfuck
“Iowa, you have shocked the nation.”–Pete Buttigieg Truer words were never spoken, although not for the reasons Buttigieg may have meant. Iowa once again unleashed an 18-layer clusterfuck cake in the results for their caucasian-caucus (CNN correspondents showed various caucus sites around the state, and I almost got snow-blindness from all the bland, pasty crowds)….
When Will George RR Martin Finish all “Game of Thrones” Books?
AL attempts to answer the biggest question in books: when will George RR Martin finish BOTH of the remaining “Game of Thrones” books? And he has a pretty troubling answer…
How is it Rigged Against Bernie when He Gets Special Treatment?
AL attempts to offer up the Big Question: how can Sanders’s fans say it’s rigged against Bernie when he’s getting unprecedented treatment while not being a Democrat? …And has there ever before been a case where someone refused to pay dues to an organization while demanding to lead it?
Ranking and Grading “The Good Place” Seasons
A quick, spoiler-free review about “The Good Place” series finale: it was nearly perfect. After a somewhat sluggish start to this season (probably too many episodes were devoted to the experiment), the last handful of episodes have been excellent, soulful, thought provoking, character-rich, heartbreaking, romantic, funny, moving, and true. Although the finale tricked us somewhat…