Mom Jokes: Traveling Through Arizona

I was traveling between Phoenix and Ajo the other day south of Gila Bend when a tire blew out.  Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.  My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.  He yelled out the window, “Need a lift?”

“Yes, I sure do,” I replied.

“You a Republican or Democrat?” asked the old man.

“Democrat,” I replied.

“Well, you can just go to Hell,” yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.  Again, I gave the same answer, “Democrat.”  The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Democrats.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.  She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

“Republican!” I shouted

“Hop in!” replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn’t help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, “Please stop the car.”  She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.

“What’s the matter?”, she asked.

“I can’t take it anymore,” I replied.  “I’ve only been a Republican for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.”