Elon Musk, The Dalai Lama, and a junkie are traveling in a small plane. Suddenly, the plane shudders and shakes, and all goes quiet.
The pilot comes into the cabin and announces “We have an engine failure and are about to crash. We have only three parachutes and I’m taking one. You three sort out the remaining two amongst yourselves.” Then, he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Elon Musk says “As I’m sure we can all agree, I am the most important man in the world. I am too important to die, for the future of civilization and progress, I must live. I am also the world’s smartest man, and therefore need to live.” He grabs a parachute and jumps out.
The Dalai Lama tells the junkie “Son, I’m old and have lived my life. You are young, so take the remaining parachute for yourself.”
The junkie smiles and says “Don’t worry, we have enough parachutes for the both of us. The ‘world’s most important man’ just jumped out of the plane with my backpack.”