A man was in his death bed, counting down his last hours with no hope and nothing left to live for.
But then he began to smell the wonderful scent of his wife’s cookies—–his favorite food on Earth—–which seemed to magically lift his spirits.
Slowly, he got out of bed and practically crawled down the stairs and into the kitchen, where he could see an overflowing plate of his wife’s delicious, heavenly chocolate chip cookies.
He reached up from the floor to grab one and…
His wife smacked his hand! Saying “No! Those are for the funeral.”
Ha Ha!
Good one. I will remember that next time hubby gets sick.