Quick Hits, Daddy Issues
A boy walks into the room his father is reading the newspaper in. He says “Dad, I want to be in organized crime when I get older.” The dad says “Health insurance or oil?”
A boy asked his father “Where do babies come from?” Confused and unsure how to answer it, his dad decided to distract him by saying “One day, we’ll all be dead.”
A ten year old boy decided to ask his father if he could have a drink of alcohol one day. The father said no, that he’s too young, and alcohol is bad for him. The boy said “Then how come you do it?” The dad said “To avoid things that are uncomfortable.” The boy waited a few moments, then asked “Dad, what is sex?” The dad said “Hey, it’s about time I gave you your first beer.”
A boy decided to ask his father about politics. The dad said “Well son, I would be the President, your mother would be congress, the nanny would be the working class, and you would be the future. You understand?” “I get it'” the boy said, “The President screws the working class while congress is asleep and nobody watches the future.”
When you get older, your kids become you and you don’t like them, but your grandkids are perfect.
LMAO
Great jokes. Haven’t heard them before . What a delightful blog you have going. Will read again.