How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
What food has been scientifically proven to diminish a woman’s sex drive? A wedding cake.
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
Why is the laundry mat a bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can’t afford a washer and dryer probably can’t support you.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
No you didn’t lol.
Seriously where does you mum get these from lol
good one
Great jokes, keep them coming. Love the website.