New York is known for their pizza (the city of New York, the state of New York is more known for roasted squirrel and living in tundra conditions 9 months out of the year that no rational person would), so it’s only right to stack it up against former FFC champs like Pizza Hut Loaded Stuffed Crust Coronary and Dominoes new recipe. Of all the Fast Food Critic’s reviews this is probably the most enjoyable as I actually loved eating this…even if whatever part of the body that fights against grease wasn’t so thrilled with it. [Note: Some New Yorkers claim where you get this pizza will really depend on how it tastes but it won’t. All pizzeria’s that aren’t a chain are so generic you think they are chains like Ray’s Pizza, John’s Pizza, etc.]
While You’re Eating It: An explosion of grease and trans fat in each slice, but in the best possible way. I really liked eating this especially with a little oregano sprinkled on the top.
After You’re Done: Light several matches in the bathroom. In fact, set it on fire because that’s the only way to get the smell out. Afterwards, board it up from the outside because you won’t want to enter for about two weeks.
Impotence Level: Each one of these pizzas probably has enough sodium to poison a small pond with.
Heart Attack Level from 1 to 5: I’m going to say 3. It’s certainly not the worst thing the Fast Food Critic has eaten, but the puddle of grease that stains the bottom of the box is a pretty sure indicator it isn’t remotely healthy either.