There won’t be a review for “Transformers 4: Revenge of the Fallen Extinction Dawning Dark Moons” or whatever it’s full horseshit title is. And the reason for that is because I won’t be seeing it. “Why’s that?”–you might ask. Well, it’s really because of some comments that the film’s notoriously awful director Michael Bay made,…
Category: Mindless Mondays
TV Reviews: “Rectify” vs. “The Leftovers”
Even in the summertime, it’s not all “Devious Maids,” “Mistresses,” and margaritas. There are a couple of semi-pretentious summertime angsty shows to hold us over to the Fall. However, not all angst is earned… “The Leftovers”…Something isn’t clicking for me and this show. Sure, I’ve only seen the pilot. Sure, you’ve always got to give…
Movie Review: Obvious Child
Otherwise known as the “abortion comedy” but that’s not really accurate. Yes, the main character—-a female comic played by Jenny Slate in a breakout performance—-does become accidentally pregnant, but that’s only one of the many subplots and winning things about this film. It’s more a gentle comedy about stumbling towards adulthood as it is an…
Movie Review: How to Train Your Dragon 2
Real quick: Is it as good as the first one? No. Is it still at least pretty good? Yes. What Works: The first one felt more like a contemporary classic, and altogether more coherent with really clean scenes that work no matter how many times you see them. This one is a bit more scattershot,…
“Tyrant” Should Be Your New TV Obsession
It feels good to experience a great new TV show from the pilot onward. The same way it might mean more to invest in a company before the whole world knows about it, well, that’s roughly the way I feel when I watch a show like Breaking Bad or Arrested Development from the pilot episode the…
Movie Review: 22 Jump Street
I enjoyed the sly yuks of the first Jump Street movie, and this one is right at that level. If you had a good time with the first one at all, it’s hard to imagine you’ll leave disappointed. What Works: The best thing this subtly clever franchise has going for it is self-awareness. It seems…
Movie Review: The Fault In Our Stars
This is a tough review, because I haven’t read the book this film is based on, which means I might be missing something crucial in understanding the book’s rapid fan base.Very few books written in the last decade (with heroines not named Bella or Katniss that is) have inspired such devotion from its young adult readers…
Movie Review: “Edge of Tomorrow” Deserves Your Business
A lot better than you might think—-or, at least, better than I might think since this film made my “Least Anticipated Movies of the Summer” list. Something about it just looked like one more generic sci-fi blockbuster about invading aliens, and not all that different from last year’s generic sci-fi blockbuster about invading aliens starring Tom Cruise…
Movie Review: Chef
A feel good crowd pleaser that maybe isn’t the most substantial meal you could eat (food puns, get it?) but will probably leave you feeling less bloated than other summer hamburgers (damn, I am killing it with the food puns). What Works: The story is about a talented but creatively-restrained chef (Jon Favreau) who is…
Movie Review: A Million Ways to Die in the West
This thing died at the box office and most critics don’t like it…so, naturally, it’s actually better than the wildly-overrated “Ted.” What Works: Is this a good movie? I can’t exactly say that, but I can say that it’s pretty good and probably the work of Seth MacFarlane’s that I’ve enjoyed the most. I’m not a…
Movie Review: Maleficent
I know that I wasn’t excited for this movie before I saw it (it made my “Least Anticipated” list), and sometimes it’s humbling to admit…that I’m right. Gotcha! It’s truly not good at all. What Works: People are going to go into this for Angelina Jolie’s cheekbones, and I’m pleased to report that they are…
Movie Review: Godzilla
For me, a slight disappointment. I was really looking forward to this movie and even called it “the only great looking summer mega blockbuster” but I have to say that it really wasn’t, although it wasn’t exactly bad either. What Works: Maybe I’m a little biased, but I loved that the main character’s name is…
Movie Review: Million Dollar Arm
I was so unenthused about this film before I saw it that I almost didn’t watch it at all. I thought I could skip it and be just fine, and it really was a coin toss as to whether I would ever see it. However, I’m glad I did. What Works: Is this movie clunky? Sure. Is…