Category: Mindless Mondays

Spending two hours with this film would be too long. [A three-point pun shot.] There’s really not much to it other than America’s Next Top Model’s most successful contestant e-v-e-r (Annaleigh Tipton) going over to Miles Teller’s apartment for what’s supposed to be a one night stand, but getting snowed in for two nights because…

Whew…this is a tough sit. It’s an exploration of Canada’s shameful practices towards its own Native American population (see kids! between this and “Marmato,” Canada isn’t as nice as you thought), but despite its good intentions it’s really just one ugly scene after another of brutal, nasty beat downs. There’s a difference between violence and…

A documentary about struggling Colombian gold miners trying to battle a huge Canadian conglomerate. [See kids, it’s not just American corporations that crush the third world…well, usually it is, but Europe, China, and sometimes even Canada get in the mix too.] The film is noble and sporadically interesting, but also a little aimless. Watch it,…

A baaaad indie “rom-com” centered around a sci-fi premise: two people who live in two different locations that have never met each other have a psychic connection that lets them see brief flashes of life through (you guessed it) each other’s eyes. Bark-bark, this thing is a dog. Grade: D+

A disappointing musical that I’d probably wait to watch for free down the road…if you watch it at all. Time is a cost after all… What Works: Emily Blunt and James Corden are great as the baker and his wife. I also liked Johnny Depp’s five minutes of screen time since he looks like he’s having the…

A weirdly stilted love story about a future where people are assigned into classes based on “frequencies” with high frequencies being generally better at life but worse with empathy, and low frequencies having rotten luck. The film delves so deep into talk about sci-fi frequencies that I began to feel I was watching a statistics…

An exciting and inventive kung fu film about Buddhist demon hunters. Even people who hate subtitled films will like this one. It’s fun from beginning to end with one caveat: it comes off as a little too repressed that the badass female heroine keeps getting rejected so thoroughly by her doofus male counterpart. It plays into the…

2014 has been a big year for nefarious “double” movies what with Jesse Eisenberg battling himself in “The Double” and the superior indie-head-games of “The One I Love.” But both of those films had a comedic tone that is completely lacking in the moody existential thriller “Enemy,” where a very-serious professor (played by Jake Gyllenhaal) encounters a…

Now if you want to see a “youngster” really go on a spiritual journey, forget the anesthetic-induced, unquestioning feel-good haze of “Heaven is for Real.” You should watch Maidentrip instead. This documentary follows 14-year-old Laura Dekker’s attempts to sail around the world in a sailboat by herself, and even though opinions about Dekker will vary wildly, it’s hard…

I know, I know, people will say I’m just “being a hater” for not liking this film, and I’m sure I’ll get screeches of “liberal!” “Anti-Christian!” “elitist!” that come with any pan of a religious-themed movie. It doesn’t help that so many of them are bad, and that the audience for them doesn’t care if…

A well-meaning documentary about people battling substance abuse issues and the feelings of public shame they’ve had to go through, but once the film makes its initial point that people who are addicts shouldn’t be ashamed there’s not much else to it really. The only real debate in the movie is whether the anonymity of Alcoholic’s and…

A low-grade monster movie that tries (and fails) for a grasp at prestige since it’s subtitled and about a viking myth. Does the Scandinavian setting really lend it an air of respectability? No, but call me a sucker because I still felt a little bit of excitement when the painfully cheesy digital beast revealed itself….

Probably the best movie I’ve reviewed today, “Print the Legend” is an exciting doc about the innovations happening in the 3D printing world. The film mostly focuses on the (ego’s of the) men who are behind this sudden push in personal-use 3D printers, and as a psychological portrait of the tech titans—all of whom feel…