Most reasonable people can agree on the truly great movies (think “The Godfather”) and the truly terrible movies (pretty much anything about Hercules) but most movies are somewhere in the mediocre zone and that’s where the disagreements start. Why does “Chappie” get a 30 percent on Rotten Tomates while “Focus” gets 55 percent and why…
Category: Mindless Mondays
Movie Review: Chappie
This is a tough film to review as I wasn’t really sure if I was enjoying it or not even as I was watching it, and then couldn’t remember much about it the next day. I know that it’s not very good, but I did find myself wanting to like it more than I did….
Movie Review: Paddington Bear
I’m pretty sure everybody that wants to watch this movie in theaters may have already—I don’t always rush out to review films about animated bears—so I’ll keep this brief and get to more current reviews later in the day… What Works: “Paddington” the movie is a lot like the title character: warm, affectionate, and appealing old-fashioned…
TV Review: “Conan” Goes to Cuba
I’ve always been a Conan O’Brien fan, but I don’t watch the show much since he moved to the wilderness–I mean, “plum channel” that is TBS. I’m no snob when it comes to basic cable—AMC’s “Better Call Saul” gets better every week and FX just might be the best network on TV right now—but Conan…
“Parks and Recreation” Series Finale Review AND Ranking the 7 Seasons
Only a few weeks ago, NBC said goodbye to one of their only two shows I really loved: “Parenthood.” Then last night NBC said goodbye to the other one:”Parks and Recreation.” With that, I pretty much said goodbye to NBC since out of their current lineup I now only watch “The Blacklist” (but for how…
The Oscars: Keaton and “Boyhood” Snubbed and Self-Seriousness Reigned
Out of my 16 predictions I got 12 right (all of the smaller categories I predicted except Editing) and 4 wrong (Best Actor, Best Original Screenplay, Editing, and Best Director) but I freely admitted that I was very shaky on Actor, Director, and Original Screenplay and was really more hoping to see Keaton and Linklater take…
Oscars: Who Will Win, Who Should Win, and Who Should Have Been Nominated
Although one never knows exactly which films and performances will win, I like my odds of predicting this a lot better than a sports game which is really a crap-shoot. Best Supporting Actor…Who Will Win And Who Should Win: J.K. Simmons for “Whiplash” because who doesn’t love it when a 60-year-old character actor finally breaks through? His music teacher is…
Movie Review: 50 Shades of Grey
I can’t say I’ve had the privilege of reading the “50 Shades” books, but I honestly did go into the movie with an open mind. That being said, you can tell that an X-rated book has been turned into an R-rated movie, and even though most people have said the movie is better written than…
Movie Review: The Kingsman
Only six weeks into the new year, and 2014 has its first better-than-good mainstream movie. Kingsman is well-acted, excellently cast, staged with cunning action sequences, and may be the most genuine fun I’ve had at a movie in months. Don’t let me oversell it though, the film’s not perfect… What Works: I’m only a sporadic Colin…
Movie Review: “Black or White” Critics Fumble Another Gem
I’ve written before that the current age of critics seems very tough on both issue-driven domestic indies and also middle-brow dramas, well, “Black or White” is both so, naturally, they royally screwed up reviewing this film. This is a movie that doesn’t romanticize or demonize any of its main characters, and pulls off the tricky balancing act of presenting…
SNL’s Dismal 40th Anniversary Special AND Their First Episode Ever
Two SNL events happened this weekend, one you’re probably aware of and one that didn’t receive nearly as much attention. I’m writing about the SNL 40th anniversary special on Sunday night, but also NBC’s interesting decision to rebroadcast the very first SNL ever the Saturday night before. SNL 40th Anniversary Special…This was 3 and a half hours…
Movie Review: Song of the Sea
Don’t make the same mistake I did and see this in a theater. This is an Oscar nominee for Best Animated Film that 99 percent of people will never hear of, and I think it would be a much better movie to watch at home when expectations are a lot more…”reasonable.” What Works: It’s a story seeped in…
Quick Reviews: “Under the Skin,” “The Guest,” and “Night Moves”
A crop of unconventional (and largely unsatisfying) thrillers from 2014 that somehow slipped through the cracks when they were initially released… Under the Skin…This is primarily known as the movie where ScarJo gets naked, and the movie seems slyly aware of that since her predatory alien lures horny men to their doom. The problem with…