After positively reviewing some terrific documentaries, here’s a fresh batch of new-to-DVD turkeys in case you worried I was going soft, including a Christian propaganda film and a Chinese propaganda Vin Diesel actioner… xXx: Return of Xander Cage…It’s not every day you get to see a (seemingly) braindead, generically unappealing action turd that’s actually a very…
Category: Monday Morning Movie Reviewer
Documentary Reviews: Obit, Born in China, Banking on Bitcoin, Josh: Teenager Vs. Superpower, Marsha P. Johnson
Five wildly different 2017 documentaries that are mostly winners, but it’s also kind-of hard to make a bad documentary. 4 times out of 5 you’ll learn something new, and the hardest part may be getting people to watch… Obit…A documentary about the New York Times that even conservatives can enjoy, this doc follows the obituary…
Reviews: “Beguiled,” “The Dinner,” “It Comes At Night,” “Aftermath,” “Mean Dreams”
A quintet of dark, mostly joyless dramas that are different degrees of downers, but there’s only a couple I’d recommend if you were on an airplane and had seen most everything else… The Beguiled…I’ve liked every movie Sofia Coppola has made…until now. After watching this surprisingly bad remake, I sought out the original: Clint Eastwood’s…
Netflix Movies: Our Souls at Night, Gerald’s Game, First They Killed My Father
Three very different Netflix Original offerings finds Redford and Fonda back at their peak, Gugino and Greenwood at a low point, and Angelina Jolie directing another film where the main characters are brutalized for two hours-plus… First They Killed My Father…I’ve mentioned several times that Jolie is a pain-freak in her directorial efforts, piling on…
Movie Reviews: Everything Everything, Free Fire, Colossal, My Cousin Rachel, Boss Baby
I can’t really even pretend these films have anything in common except that I watched them. That’s about it, but this is a strong group over all… Everything Everything…This unfairly dismissed teen romance (mediocre reviews and box office) follows Amandla Stenberg’s immune-disease afflicated teen (the movie calls it something, but you may know it as…
Movie Reviews: The Lovers, War On Everyone, A Dark Song, Song to Song, Once Upon a Time in Venice
Love, war, and two very different movies with “song” in the title… The Lovers…This “best of the bunch” film involves a long-married couple (Debra Winger, in a comeback role, and Homeland’s Tracy Letts, more known for being a great playwright) who are also having long-running affairs (with Magnolia’s Melora Waters and Aidan Gillen, cornering the…
Movie Round-Up: The Lost City of Z, Snatched, Gifted, The Bad Batch
Today rounds up a series of films where Anglos are in peril in hostile, lawless lands, including the state of Florida in the case of “Gifted”… The Bad Batch…In yet another Dystopian vision of America (sigh), former model Suki Waterhouse—whose best performance so far was pretending to love Bradley Cooper for two years while she…
Movie Reviews: IBoy, What Happened to Monday, The Drowning, Vincent N Roxxy
Another crop of low-key films, but these had less of a theaterical release than our last batch, and are now currently available on Netflix. Vincent N Roxxy…Another film centered on black/white love (Zoe Kravitz/Emile Hirsch) where the two lovers are headed for tragedy. One of these days maybe someone in the film industry will get…
Movie Reviews: Sleight, Fist Fight, The Comedian, Worlds Apart, Power Rangers, How to Be Latin Lover
By now, you know the drill…Rather than review each bad or lesser-known movie when it hits theaters, I bundle a bunch of the shittier ones together in the film review equivalent of bad Wall Street bets on junk mortgages. How to be a Latin Lover…A movie that some people will love—if you like “broad” (dumb)…
Review: Their Finest, Buster’s Mal Heart, Donald Cried, Last Men in Aleppo, Ghost in the Shell
If the last round-up of movies were under-liked box office busts, this crop (or 4 out of 5 anyway) are critically beloved indies or documentaries. I like to keep things interesting around here. By now, the randomness is either part of the charm of this place or the reason it’s not more successful (like a…
Reviews: “Going in Style,” “Diary of a Wimpy Kid 4,” “Underworld: Whatever,” “Unforgettable,” “Drone”
I’m a completist. It doesn’t matter how badly reviewed a movie is or how much it tanks at the box office or maybe both (as is the case for most of these films). No matter how unnecessary a film might be to watch for reviewing purposes—is anybody really coming to Alabama Liberal with baited breath…
Reviews: “Win it All,” “Tramps,” “Small Crimes,” “Imperial Dreams,” “Burning Sands,” “Coin Heist,” “Sand Castle”
People are frequently wondering where the small indies sometimes called “Slice-of-Life” dramas went as they’ve all but disappeared from theaterical distribution. It turns out, “Netflix Original films” aren’t just for shitty Adam Sandler comedies, but also a place to find small films that now struggle to get any theaterical distribution, most of which are actually…
Movie Review: Logan Lucky
Steven Soderbergh’s return to feature-film directing may come less than 5 years after “retiring,” but I’m glad he’s back. This tale about a crew of West Virginia hillbillies that robs a Nascar track is never less than compulsively watchable, and contains enough low-key pleasures to make you excited to see what Soderbergh does next. What…