Category: Monday Morning Movie Reviewer

Now if you want to see a “youngster” really go on a spiritual journey, forget the anesthetic-induced, unquestioning feel-good haze of “Heaven is for Real.” You should watch Maidentrip instead. This documentary follows 14-year-old Laura Dekker’s attempts to sail around the world in a sailboat by herself, and even though opinions about Dekker will vary wildly, it’s hard…

I know, I know, people will say I’m just “being a hater” for not liking this film, and I’m sure I’ll get screeches of “liberal!” “Anti-Christian!” “elitist!” that come with any pan of a religious-themed movie. It doesn’t help that so many of them are bad, and that the audience for them doesn’t care if…

A well-meaning documentary about people battling substance abuse issues and the feelings of public shame they’ve had to go through, but once the film makes its initial point that people who are addicts shouldn’t be ashamed there’s not much else to it really. The only real debate in the movie is whether the anonymity of Alcoholic’s and…

A low-grade monster movie that tries (and fails) for a grasp at prestige since it’s subtitled and about a viking myth. Does the Scandinavian setting really lend it an air of respectability? No, but call me a sucker because I still felt a little bit of excitement when the painfully cheesy digital beast revealed itself….

Probably the best movie I’ve reviewed today, “Print the Legend” is an exciting doc about the innovations happening in the 3D printing world. The film mostly focuses on the (ego’s of the) men who are behind this sudden push in personal-use 3D printers, and as a psychological portrait of the tech titans—all of whom feel…

Like “At Middleton,” this is a gentle romance, but unlike that film the two leads here are a wildly inappropriate match as Guy Pearce’s music teacher develops an “interest” in the musical-virtuoso/British exchange student that’s come to live with him, his more extroverted teenage daughter (star on the rise Mackenzie Davis), and his wife (Amy Ryan). Felicity…

The parents (Andy Garcia and Vera Farminga) of two unconnected teenagers touring a college strike up a flirtatious romance. It’s not a great movie, but it is very watchable, mostly based off the script’s insistence on maturity and soulfulness from the two leading characters. Grade: B

An unusual documentary about life in the living hell that was Pol Pot’s Cambodia done up in claymation style. If you’ve ever wanted to see Schindler’s List crossed with The Lego Movie (all two people that have wanted that), this is the closest you’re likely to get. Grade: B

Documentarian Sebastian Junger made a you-are-there war doc called “Restrepo” that did more than just about any film ever made to plug you right into the mind of an Afghanistan War soldier. Unfortunately, he’s now made “Korengal” which sometimes feels like an outtake reel from Restrepo and talking head footage that wasn’t interesting enough to…

Not that long ago, the word “Teenager” didn’t exist, and this film shows the rise of the teenagers from WWII onward. It’s interesting to a point, but I do wish they’d spent a little less time in the 40’s and 50’s and a little more time connecting that to the youth of today. Grade: B-

A sub-standard animated film that’s barely worth talking about (especially during dinner time as there’s plenty of nasty rats in this film). You’re better off watching The Lego Movie a 10th time than this thing once. Grade: C-

The year’s most surprising 100 percent “fresh” on rotten tomatoes, and arguably the least deserving. It does a solid job of telling you exactly why Nas is important in hip hop, why his breakthrough album is a contemporary classic and why it’s a coming-of-age anthem for black youth, but for a movie that’s so short (barely 75…

It’s easy to see why Jason Bateman would be drawn to cutting loose in this film about an adult “jerk” (maybe he’s not?) who finds a loophole into competing in a children’s national spelling bee. Bateman has done an excellent job stealing scenes in thankless straight man roles to “wackier” ensembles (Identity Thief, This is…