[This article won’t be very long, because, well…how long does an article about nudie pics really need to be? They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, and that goes quadruple when the picture involves boobs.]
As everyone by now knows, “Princess” Kate Middleton (and if calling someone “princess” as an actual title doesn’t make you want to throw up, get out of England every once and a while) got caught with her tits out on a balcony somewhere no one who’s seen the pictures will ever go. French paparazzi (if only the French fought as hard in war as they do trying to see breasts) camped out day and night, crawled through the grass like snakes, and lied in wait to pounce on their pray. Either that or they got lucky…
Now might be a good time to mention that I looked at the pictures…strictly for purposes of this article of course. I can say that when the royal family was calling Kate a “commoner” maybe they were really referring to her not-so-impressive boobs. But, then again, I’ve never found her really attractive…but you still have to look at the pictures. It’s like if Bill Clinton had a free sex tape. You might not look forward to watching it, but eventually your curiosity would get the best of you.
So funny!