I haven’t seen a beating that lopsided since Rodney King. Biden absolutely demolished Paul Ryan, no question, period. Quick points…
9:05 p.m.: Paul Ryan barely looks ready for puberty, let alone the White House…maybe if his voice stops cracking, he can come back in a few decades.
9:12 p.m. : If you took a shot of alcohol every time Paul Ryan lies, you would already be in an alcohol induced coma, and we’re only twelve minutes in.
9:15 p.m. : Biden is on fire, energized, and determined to make none of the mistakes Obama did last week. Patton Oswalt tweets “I want Obama to watch this debate, Clockwork Orange-style.”
9:30 p.m. : Ryan won’t stop lying, but don’t worry, Joe is determined to call him out on all of it, doing the media’s job for it, since we know how spineless the “liberal media” is, and how they won’t call Republicans out on lies so they can appear neutral.
9:50 pm. : Biden is whooping him so bad, I’m almost afraid to see how Faux News tries to spin this.
10 p.m. : I know…They’ll spin it as Biden was “disrespectful” to a man half his age. #utterbullshit
10:30 p.m. : Also, why open talking about Libya? Is this important to anyone? An ambassador that no one’s ever heard of until he died gets killed and all the sudden it’s this enormous tragedy that should get Obama impeached?
10:35 p.m. : The so called “liberal media” barbecued Obama for being sleepy last week…now they’re saying Biden is too feisty. And they’re immediately skipping past Uncle Joe’s awesome victory to talk about the rematch between Obama and Romney next week. [Face Palm.] What liberal media?
Oh well, as cowardly and full of shit as the media is, I’m able to tell you straight up that Biden one this debate, period, but…oh look, here comes Mitch McConnell to say that Biden was “disrespectful” to Ryan, EXACTLY what I predicted they would say. Sigh, predictable…