I’m stunned that this film has a horrendous 29% on rotten tomatoes. [But maybe not so stunned it’s a box office flop.] It’s just a reminder that every so often, the majority of critics get it wrong, and actually pander to broad-audience films a lot more than they should (that October’s other Jennifer Garner movie Alexander and…
Author: Alabama Liberal
Movie Review: The Good Lie
This Reese Witherspoon-starrer (that doesn’t really star Reese) has just about left theaters, but I think this is more the kind of movie you watch at home anyway. That way there’s no judgment when you happen to cry during some of the more obvious tear-jerker moments. The first third of this movie is about several Sudanese…
Monday Morning Movie Review: The Book of Life
A vibrant, offbeat animated tale that never quite becomes this decade’s “Nightmare Before Christmas” but is still well-worth watching. What Works: This has not been the best year for animated movies, and it feels like a lot of the major players have pretty much written off 2014. [Pixar didn’t even release anything this year, after…
Movie Review: “Kill the Messenger” An Ignored Gem
Every now and again, a great film falls through the cracks. Kill the Messenger is one of the year’s very best but is not quite getting the critical or commercial respect it deserves, and I doubt most people have even heard it. What Works: The movie is the true story of Gary Webb (Jeremy Renner,…
Movie Review: The Judge
This is a tough one because on the one hand, I should be thrilled to watch a movie clearly made for adults (there’s been a grand total of 9 of them this year) and there’s not a zombie or superhero in sight, but the movie also isn’t very good. Do you give Robert Downey Jr. points for…
“The Walking Dead” Just When I’m Out, They Pull Me Back In
The second half of the fourth season was painfully slow and scattershot, watching each of them aimlessly roam towards a sanctuary that we just knew was too good to be true. It made me feel like I was watching the worst stretch of episodes since season 2, and like the show just never really learns…
Movie Review: “Dracula Untold” Should Have Stayed Untold
I wasn’t too surprised when this movie turned out to be bad, and no one else should be either… What Works: Ummm…well…uhhh…[crickets chirping]…Game of Thrones’ Charles Dance is always worth watching and he’s more menacing than ever as a very old vampire… What Doesn’t Work: So many things. For one, they tease out that Dance’s…
TV Reviews: “The Strain,” and “The Bridge”
Two very different FX dramas came to a close this past week, let’s take a closer look… The Strain…Although I’ve begun to grow tired of the supernatural horror television genre, I have to admit that this show got under my skin. [Three points for the pun!] Most sci-fi or fantasy-based TV shows are either trying…
TV Review: “Tethered” and “Naked and Afraid”
Discovery has cornered the market on “extreme” survival shows that don’t actually pay the contestants anything but do look a hell of a lot harder than Survivor… “Naked and Afraid”…A show I stumbled across at 2 o’clock in the morning one night and could hardly believe my eyes. It turns out, there are people out…
Monday Morning Movie Review: Gone Girl
“Gone Girl” is a hard film to review because it’s based on a book I would consider to be a masterpiece of “genre” fiction (technically a mystery/thriller but really more a deep psychological profile of a psychopath and a marriage folded into a thriller framework), and unlike 99.99 percent of books, it was a monster…
Movie Review: “The Boxtrolls” When Ugly’s Never Looked So Unique
A children’s film that is both visually unique and nasty. I enjoyed it as an art experiment, but will kids really enjoy a film where the human characters are more disgusting than the trolls? Maybe “enjoy” isn’t the right word… What Works: The movie contains a nice message about not listening to fear mongers or…
Movie Review: “The Equalizer” Vs. “A Walk Among The Tombstones”
Two films (both based on something, either an old TV show or a book) opened recently that were very similar in plot structure—a once-great actor now known mostly for action roles (Denzel Washington, Liam Neeson) plays a retired hard-ass who gets mixed up in a shadowy crime web and tries to dismantle some sinister criminals…
10 Fall Movies I’m Looking Forward to, and 10 I’m Not
Better late than never, it’s time for the 10 Fall movies I’m most looking forward to, 10 I’m not looking forward to, and 5 I’m not so sure about Top 10 Fall Movies I’m Not Looking Forward to… Runners-Up: Laggies…Keira Knightley has been trying to make it happen for a very long time now, combine…