Movies about gamblers are essentially movies about losers–or should be if they want to be accurate–and so this film about two down-and-outers who make a gambling tour of the Mississippi River on their way to a fabled card game in New Orleans at least begins realistically enough. What Works: Ryan Reynolds plays the “winner” of the…
Author: Alabama Liberal
Movie Review: Pan
Although not as bad as you might think, I still can’t say there were more positives than negatives. What Works: There are some truly eye-catching sequences like a bit of exposition told through animated wood sculptures and an all-out pirate-on-fairy battle that looks like a Hindu celebration as fairies explode into clouds of brightly colored dust….
Movie Review: Black Mass
This is a review where I have to part ways with most critics as they praised Johnny Depp’s performance and the movie’s clear-headed handling of Whitey Bulger’s case. Well, the former isn’t the way I see it and the latter isn’t accurate since the much more informative documentary “Whitey: The People Vs. James J. Bulger”…
Movie Review: The Martian
Everybody’s already seen this movie by now, but a review is still in order… What Works: The movie has been described (over and over) as “an unapologetic crowd-pleaser” which I guess means it has a happy ending and a likable lead character…as most movies do. I’m not sure what “The Martian” delivers that most movies don’t…
Movie Review: Crimson Peak
Although the set design threatens to walk away with the whole movie, there’s a nicely tense duel between two women at the center that makes it rare for both horror films and period pieces. What Works: Most Merchant-Ivory-era movies may have female protagonists, but not conflicts between a female hero and an antagonist. “Crimson Peak” is…
Movie Review: Bridge of Spies
A sturdy, appealingly old-fashioned drama that is also a little dull in certain spots. What Works: Tom Hanks fits the material perfectly as an American insurance lawyer in over his head after getting swept up in Cold War intrigue. He has to defend a Russian master spy, and then later negotiate his exchange at a time…
Movie Review: Sicario
“Sicario” is near-flawless in its technical aspects, and definitely worth a watch, but, at times, there are shadings of artificiality that keep it from being truly one for the ages. What Works: Almost from the very first frame, “Sicario” finds a way to pull (or drag) you into its world with sharp cinematography, an excellently dread-filled…
Movie Review: Everest
One of the very few films where the 3D ticket price was worth it. What Works: People going to a movie like this are really only looking for one thing: cool shots of snow-covered mountains, and suspenseful sequences. “Everest” delivers both with skill, and some solid performances from a cast that includes Jake Gyllenhaal, John Hawkes,…
Live-Blogging the Main GOP Debate…Try to Contain Yourselves
In the break between the two debates it was interesting that Marco Rubio’s Super-PAC had the most ads. Seems like the billionaires are gathering… 6:00–A long montage showcasing Fall leaves. Is this a Starbucks commercial for a new Fall Latte or a GOP debate? 6:03–Long introductions showing that there are only a ludricrous-eight candidates tonight….
Live-Blogging the (Also-Ran) GOP Debate…Yep, Try Not to Die From Excitement
What better way for a political blog that mostly talks about movies/TV to transition back into politics than to cover the ridiculous GOP debates which have become entertaining side-shows… 4:01–What a sad second-tier stage as only Bobby Jindal, Rick Santorum, and the recently-demoted Chris Christie and Mike Huckabee are on it. Poor old Lindsey Graham…
Donald Trump on “SNL”…Actually Not that Bad
“The episode sucked.” “The jokes went nowhere.” “Half the sketches were awkward and the other half were aimless.” “The pacing was weird and the last half hour was ridiculously low-energy.” “Half the cast looked like they didn’t want to be there.” “They played it too safe.” “The host isn’t a natural sketch comedy performer.” All…
Movie Review: Burnt
Per usual, most of the other critics are wrong in their assessment of this film as they think the problem with it is that the lead character is unlikable. In fact, the movie’s attempts to sporadically soft peddle him actually diminish the film’s main theme of the pursuit of greatness. This could have been this year’s “Whiplash,”…
Movie Review: “Our Brand is Crisis”…Watch the Documentary Instead
The headline pretty much sums it up. If you were seeking political entertainment, then you could spend two hours of your life in worse ways—there are always Republican Primary debates—but the documentary this film is based on (which I saw nearly a decade ago and never once thought “boy, I hope they remake this with…