Alabama Liberal talks about watching “Shark Tank” from the first episode, why he enjoys the show, why Mark Cuban was the best shark, and the real limitations of the sharks left on the show from the remaining best shark “Queen of Plastic” (Lori Grenier) to Mr. Burns (Kevin O’Leary) who had to literally be bailed…
Author: Alabama Liberal
As Entertainers-Turned-Presidents, Zelenskyy and Trump are Polar Opposites
In this excerpt from the Alabama Liberal podcast episode “Fool’s Paradise: No Country For Smart Men (Plus, ‘Mrs. Putin’),” he explains that even though Zelenskyy and Trump took similar paths from entertainment to politics, the end result has been completely different. He also speculates that the real reason Trump HATES Zelenskyy is jealousy, and because…
86-47! [Will Creatine Fiend Kash Patel or Propaganda Barbie Pam Bondi Finally Give Me a Platform Boost?]
While “supporting” James Comey (the bozo that threw the 2016 election to Trumpolini in the first place) and his ridiculously harmless seashell message, Alabama Liberal hopes some Trumpworld henchmen (or WOMAN!) will give him the loooong sought profile boost of baseless harassment after 14 long years of literally not being able to get arrested by…
Disney “Star Wars” Accidental Masterpiece: “Rogue One” and “Andor”
Alabama Liberal describes how “Rogue One” accidentally became the only great “Star Wars” movie since the original trilogy, and how “Andor” (particularly in the second season that overlaps with the Trump regime) became the exact kind-of TV show or movie he HOPED Hollywood would be making right now, similar to the darker films of the…
When Your Favorite Actor Blows Up (and the Common Thread of a Great Walton Goggins Performance)
Alabama Liberal describes the feeling of watching an actor he’s championed since “The Shield” days finally get big, a script he wanted Danny McBride and Goggins to share long before “Vice Principals,” and the only thing the chameleonic Walton’s best performances have in common: joy, and how contagious he makes that for the audience. “Too…
“Gemstones” Finale Proved Danny McBride is the Greatest Living Depicter of the Southeast
Alabama Liberal is sad to see “The Righteous Gemstones” go, but describes WHY he’s such a Danny McBride (and Jody Hill) fan, the parallels between Southern and Irish people, how R-rated Christian themed movies and TV shows would be more realistic, and why he’s looking forward to whatever McBride, Hill, or Walton Goggins do next….
Breaking News: Two Aging, Bigoted Narcissists with No Real Connection to Humanity Have a Nice Dinner
In this excerpt from the Alabama Liberal podcast episode “Fool’s Paradise: No Country for Smart Men (Plus, ‘Mrs. Putin’),” Alabama Liberal comments on Bill Maher’s egotistical defense of his dinner with Trump–and points out that it’s not REALLY surprising that an aging, “anti-woke” narcissist who famously has no real connection to other people would find…
100 Days, 100 Scandals (Listing the Trump Regime’s Biggest Screw Ups So Far)
The Trump regime’s first 100 days have been exactly what many of us predicted: 100 days, 100 screw ups… In no particular order… 100. Trying to appoint a sex offender to be Attorney General (Matt Gaetz). 99. Only pulling him when it was obvious he couldn’t get the votes. 98. Signal Gate 1—the Atlantic reporter…
A Blue Tsunami in 2026 Needs Candidates in ALL Southern Races
Alabama Liberal explains why he thinks 2026 will be not only a blue wave, but a blue tsunami, but ONLY if Democrats actually field candidates in ALL races–unlike 2024 where THREE separate Alabama Congressional races had no Democratic candidate whatsoever, allowing Republicans to sashay back into office.
“The Conners” Finale: What Nostalgia TV Will Future Decades Have in Such a Fractured Media Landscape?
Due to powerful “Roseanne” nostalgia, I watched “The Conners” finale despite having never seen an episode of this spinoff and was struck by how much it leaned into a show that ended decades ago as if it hadn’t built new moments for fans to think fondly…Then wonder what the nostalgic reboots will be in the…
Don’t Buy the Dip: Tesla Stock is Screwed No Matter What Musk Does
Here, Alabama Liberal (until recently, a longtime Tesla stockholder) explains why it’s foolish to “buy the dip” in Tesla’s stock price as the company is probably screwed whether or not Musk dials it down or even if the board pushes him out altogether. Definitely worth a watch to explain how Tesla was overvalued primarily due…
Big Question: But Seriously…Did JD Vance Kill the Pope?
In this quick video, Alabama Liberal points out that Vance’s ice-cold streak (breaking everything from American democracy to his wife’s spirit to football trophies) might have been extended to the life of Pope Francis.
Breaking News: After Reading Trump’s Deranged Easter Day Diss Track, Pope Francis Drops Dead
Trump released a truly bonkers Easter Day diss track filled with bitter delusions and hateful rhetoric on a day that is SUPPOSED to be for spirituality and unity…Only hours later, Pope Francis dropped dead.