Tim Pawlenty says he doesn’t care what anyone thinks, he’s a patriot. Unless you don’t like patriots, then he’s not one.
People who walk their dog are the city version of sunday drivers, except an old lady’s Buick never tries to bite my ankles when I pass it.
Best Part of American freedom: Fireworks. Worst Part: Kim Kardashian being able to get an x-ray of her ass to prove it doesn’t have implants, then put that on television. 2nd Worst Part: Living in a city with a fireworks ban.
Casey Anthony found not guilty. Also, I’m pretty sure John Wilkes Booth didn’t kill Lincoln. I mean, where is the DNA evidence? Good luck to Casey and her new show on Bravo “Real Housewives of the City Inside My Head.”
Asshole of the Week: Repeat offender Sarah Palin. Because she won’t run for President and undercut this fool Michelle Bachmann’s support, we are now stuck with TWO insufferable morons on the national stage. And Palin is the smart one…and the one LESS likely to be President. Canada’s looking like a good place to move in 2013.