Mom Jokes: Honky-Tonk Retribution Posted on February 8, 2016February 8, 2016 by Alabama Liberal A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled, “Who in here has been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, “You need more ammo.”