Mom Jokes: Running Naked

A woman was having a daytime affair with her boyfriend. One rainy day she heard her husband pull up outside while she was in bed with him.

“Oh my God, it’s him. You have to get out of here!”

“I can’t jump out the window. It’s raining out there!”

“My husband’s got a hot temper and a gun. If he catches us here, he’ll kill us both!”

So the boyfriend grabs his clothes, scoots out the window, and begins running down the street. As he does, he gets swept up in a marathon running down the same street, so he started running alongside the 300 people competing in the marathon.

Being naked, his clothes tucked under his arms, he tried to blend into the crowd as best he could, but after a while some of the other runners started jogging closer to him and checking him out suspiciously.

“Do you always run in the nude?” One runner asked.

“Oh yes, it always feels so freeing” the boyfriend lied.

“Do you always carry your clothes under your arm?”

“Yes, that way I can put them on right afterward and get in my car to go home.”

Then the runner cast their eyes downward “Do you always wear a condom?”

“Only when it rains.”