A redneck was walking home late one night and noticed a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty dollars,” she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but he figures “what the heck” it’s only twenty bucks.
They’re hiding in the bushes for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer. “What’s going on here people?”
“I’m making love to my wife!” Bubba answers, pissed off.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the cop says “I didn’t know.”
Bubba says “Well, neither did I until you shined a light in her face.”