It’s become a pretty weird irony that I might be the-least-interested-in-football-heterosexual man in America, and yet, everywhere I go, winning teams follow.
First, my alma mater Auburn won the National College Championship last year (we’ll call it The Awesome Bowl since I really don’t know what it’s actually called) when I was in Alabama to enjoy it. Then the same thing applied this year to the equally Alabama school of Alabama University. And now that I’m in New York, the New York Giants defied all odds to ruin Tom Brady’s day.
Now am I really taking credit for three totally coincidental football victories that are merely the combination of good luck and hard work from the players? Yes, yes I am. So the only question left is what team do you root for and are you a big enough fan to pay me to move there?
You wish Ha ha. But just in case you better stay in NYC in need another win next year. Go giants!