TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY: 31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north. 30. Oh I wouldn’t dare, she’s only sixteen. 29. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won’t fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken with a slice of lime. 26….