Note: I’ve posted this one years ago, but it felt only right to close out the day of Mom Jokes (the glorious return) with one of my favorites. A recently-deceased senator’s soul was outside the pearly gates of heaven. A representative from Saint Peter’s office came out to greet him and explain his decision. “You…
Tag: Politician Jokes
Mom Jokes: The Politician’s Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was…
Mom Jokes: Who is the Easiest Patient to Operate On?
Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on: First surgeon: I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. Second surgeon: You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. Third surgeon: No, I really think librarians are the…