A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled, “Who in here has been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, “You need more ammo.”
Tag: Husband Jokes
Mom Jokes: Marital Discord…
Bob and Susan had an argument while they were driving down a country road. After a while they got tired of repeating themselves and neither wanted to back down, so they drove along in silence. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, Susan sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yup,” Bob replied without missing…