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Ranking the 20 Cities for Amazon’s HQ2 From Least to Most Likely…

The Pretenders…The only reason Amazon released a “short list” of 20 cities rather than the 10 (or less) they were actually still considering is to further interest and keep people glued to this quasi-insulting “Bachelor”-esque real estate show. Although I have to admit that it’s a little fun pitting cities against each other, and I… Read More »

Bubba Explains why Amazon Should Pick Bumblefuck for Their Second Headquarters

Bubba makes the case that Amazon’s HQ2 should pick Bumblefuck as their “city” (yes, the quote marks are necessary). As we have everything they’re looking for: a ton of empty buildings, plantation economics that favor the rich, and a desperate population that will let Jeff Bezos murder them at whim.