Category Archives: The Unpopular Vote

Bubba Goes to Shanghai

Bubba goes to Shanghai to find out what happened to his town’s off-shored jobs, eventually doing battle with sassy toilets, witches, pirates, and the main castle of outsourcing.

Truths that Republicans Must Accept to Become Happy

—That they are not under attack. The country has just shifted from their values and quietly moved on without them. But being (willingly) left behind is not the same thing as being attacked. —That they (primarily white people) are not just as threatened as minorities. And also… —That they are under no real threat from minorities. —That Trump’s support… Read More »

No, Mitt Romney is Not a RINO–He’s Just Not Part of Trump’s Cult

Typical Trump dumb ass: “Mitt Romney is practically a RINO. He never votes with the Republican Party.” Check this out Compare: Mitt Romney (R-Utah) and Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) Compare: Mitt Romney (R-Utah) and Cory Booker (D-N.J.) Now you can go to that website and see that Mitt Romney votes with fellow Republican senators in the… Read More »

Are Trumpers a Cult?

We’ve seen Trump’s base referred to as a cult so often that it’s almost taken for granted. The profound strangeness of their actions barely even registers anymore, and someone might look a total freak (like a woman with sleeve tattoos carrying a machine gun outside a polling place who would’ve been straight-up mocked in Alabama… Read More »

Before Republicans Can Change, They Have to Accept That They Lost

“How do you change the Republican Party so that they appeal to more Americans again?” First, they would have to WANT to change, and I don’t see that aspect at all. Typical Trump dumb ass: “Trump got more votes than anybody but Biden. He’s number 1! We just have to wait for Biden to fuck… Read More »

15 Reasons Al Gore in 2000 and Trump Today are NOT the Same Thing

Every conservative right now “Well, Trump is just using all his legal options. It took Al Gore 38 days to concede. There’s no difference.” These Al Gore comparisons are dead wrong for so many reasons… 1. The vote in Florida truly was less than a 1,000 vote difference and at one point only 537 votes.… Read More »

The Power Imbalance Between Rural and Urban Areas

It’s becoming a little-talked about fact that even though big cities and blue states are supposedly “socialist,” they actually control the economy: the staggering majority of American GDP comes from blue cities and blue states. Meanwhile, Republicans that supposedly hate government are in charge of rural areas in red states who’s only real contribution to… Read More »